Quote Originally Posted by Niclo Iste View Post
Which came first? The chicken or the egg? Please explain the answer

Answer: The daddy chicken came first, then selfishly ignored mommy chicken's needs by passing out, exhausted.

Explanation: Daddy chicken had been partying all night with the boys, being rowdy and generally making asses of themselves daring each other to cross the road in front of moving vehicles. Intoxicated by fermented grain and energized by the realization he was still alive after these stunts, his morning crowing was a wake up call in more ways than one. Nudge, nudge. Grin, grin.


Men.... Typical.