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Well, I'm thinkin' that if Noo can hijack this thread, why should she have all the fun. So:

House, there will never be a DVI interface for the LCD snow shovel. Global warming is shrinking the LCD snow shovel market, making the development costs unattractive compared to throwing the neighbor's kid a few bucks to do the work for you. Also, dwarves are always Scottish because the Scots speak with a burr, and dwarves, like hobbits, live in burrs in the ground. If you speak Texan, this is easier to understand.

amyb, fools fall in love for the same reason they do anything foolish. They are fools.

Niclo, is that the airspeed of an African, or a European swallow?

Noo, the offers always expire because they're fake. Read the disclaimers. "Offer good while supplies last." just ensures that supplies ran out right before you responded, even if you did it within the time limit. See also, "Our servers are temporarily down for routine maintenance, check back next year."

House, you keep that 440BX because when you drink too much, you get maudlin. But its cool man, 'cause like, I miss the Armadillo. http://www.armadilloworldheadquarters.com/awhq.htm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armadil...d_Headquarters

Moving forward:
Dear Stalemate; Why is it that whenever your cat eats something like a 3 foot piece of gold Christmas tinsel, you always find him running around with like a foot trailing "behind" him, if you catch my drift, and have to perform a manual extraction? Unless you can convince one of the kids that it's just stuck in the fur, of course.