Quote Originally Posted by slgrieb View Post
Dear Stalemate; Why is it that whenever your cat eats something like a 3 foot piece of gold Christmas tinsel, you always find him running around with like a foot trailing "behind" him, if you catch my drift, and have to perform a manual extraction? Unless you can convince one of the kids that it's just stuck in the fur, of course.
Stop answering my questions, you hack.

And stop looking at cats' butts.